Genie

A man walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. "I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie.

"But there is one condition. I am a lawyer's genie. That means that for every wish you make, every lawyer in the world gets the wish as well -- only double."

The man thought about this for a while. "For my first wish, I would like ten million dollars," he announced. Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and assured the man that $10,000,000 had been deposited.

"But every lawyer in the world has just recieved $20,000,000," the genie said. "I've always wanted a Ferrari," the man said. "That's my second wish." Instantly a Ferrari appeared.

"But every lawyer in the world has just received two Ferraris," the genie said. "And what is your last wish?" "Well," said the man, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney...

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I just like to hear it...

One day the phone rang in the law office of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe.

"Dewey, Cheatham & Howe, may I help you?" The caller asked,

"I want to speak with Mr. Dewey."

"We regret to inform you sir that Mr.Dewey died just yesterday."

"Oh, is that right? Good-bye." Every day for the next two weeks the same man called back, and the same exchange occurred.

Finally, the receptionist said, "Sir, I told you that Mr. Dewey died. Why do you keep calling?"

The man replied, "I just like to hear it."
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